12 Year Old Boners vs The Northern Lights

Katie: So do you, like, remember your dick getting bigger? I mean…..like….when did you start masturbating?

Kris: I don’t know….the 7th grade.

Katie: So from the time you were 12 – was there like a moment where you were like, “Yeah, this is what I’m talkin about. I’ve got a pretty good sized penis now.”

Kris: I don’t think so….I don’t know….I don’t remember what a 12 year old boner looks like.

Katie: Because for me – I totally remember when I finally was satisfied with the size of my boobs. It was when I was about 17.

Kris: I wish I could remember what my boner looked like back then.

Katie: Maybe I could get a look at one. I could just like find a 12 year old with a boner and make ’em show it to me.

Kris: I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure that’s illegal. I’m pretty sure an adult seeing a 12 years olds boner is almost impossible. Like, the only person who would see a 12 years old boner is another 12 year old.

Katie: 12 year old boners are so elusive….like the Northern Lights.

Kris: Um, no. Lots of people see the Northern Lights every year. Lots of people do not see 12 year olds boners. That’s not the same thing at all.


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